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mydogsnokes:

Ants can live to be 30 years old. 30 years. There are ants that are way older than me. The elders. The ant elders. The true 90s kids

(via miraguey)

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dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

(via miraguey)

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anthongy:

♂ pale boys ♂
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(Source: andrewbelami, via andrewbelami)

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cchhrriisss:

drugsfuckx:

xx sassy and pretty pale xx

IM NOT SASSY NOR AM I PALE IM HISPANIC
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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via bloodgutsandchocolatecakee)

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