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tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via kingudamu)

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kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

(Source: queerspectres, via stephanieexd)

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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(Source: dekutrickortreat, via scarylittledamsel)

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mydogsnokes:

Ants can live to be 30 years old. 30 years. There are ants that are way older than me. The elders. The ant elders. The true 90s kids

(via miraguey)

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dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

(Source: dekutrickortreat, via miraguey)

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anthongy:

♂ pale boys ♂
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(Source: andrewbelami, via andrewbelami)

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